Me: Yes, I've played monopoly.
DJ: Have you ever pwayed the Dora game wif cards?
Me: Yes, I've played the Dora game.
DJ: Have you ever pwayed da beep beep game?
Me: No. What do you do in the beep beep game?
DJ: You go, "BEEP BEEP."
Me: Oh, well I guess that makes sense.
DJ: Yes, Mommy, it makes 10 cents!
Oh, you goofy kid. I sure do love you. You make me smile every day.
